Drag Queen Eyes

I wrote this ditty for my buddy. It goes to the tune of “I Want Candy” by Bow Wow Wow.

I know a Queen who’s tough but sweet.
She struts so fine, she can’t be beat.
She’s got eyes that I desire.
Sets that gaudy stage on fire.

I want Drag Queen Eyes. I want Drag Queen Eyes.

Going to the show when the sun goes down.
Ain’t no finer Queens in town.
You’re so funny, just what the nurse ordered
I laugh so hard, you make my eyes water

I want Drag Queen Eyes. I want Drag Queen Eyes.

Queens on the stage, there’s nothing better
But where in the world do you put that pecker
Someday soon I’ll see you again
Then, I’ll have those eyes all the time

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